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arrogantbullyingtoerag:

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she helped first years find their way.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she pursed her lips in just the right way when second years tripped over each other in the halls—and escorted them to the Infirmary besides.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she accounted for each and every third year after Hogsmeade visits.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but a wand came in handy when cleaning up after fourth years—not to mention untransfiguring their pets (and body parts).

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she always checked the fifth years were eating enough.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she smiled at the sixth years whose hearts had been broken, and frowned at those who had done the breaking. 

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she cried when the seventh years left her, and waited for their children to return.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but that wasn’t to say she was not a mother.

So in the end
I’ll be what I will be
No loyal friend
Was ever there for me
Now we say goodbye
We say you didn’t try

These tears you cry
Have come too late
Take back the lies
The hurt, the blame
And you will weep
When you face the end alone
You are lost, you can never go home

australian-government:

I nominate tony abbott to do The Ice Bucket Challenge with lava

s0uthernair:

yagazieemezi:

French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.

i will reblog these every time i see them because they are the most beautiful tattoos i’ve ever seen

actuallyclintbarton:

okay so i took deep breaths and reminded myself that it’s still light for an hour or so, and i’m watching markiplier’s LP because he’d made such amazing faces in a gifset.  and i was able to laugh a little at his reaction even while being SUPER FUCKIN FREAKED OUT.

and then we got to night five.

and then this happened.

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He held that face for a good 20 seconds.

it was amazing.

the-goddamazon:

cwnerd12:

THIS IS WHAT MY FEMINIST UTOPIA LOOKS LIKE

This was literally me at the strip club, though.

bartonsnethers:

DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film

punkrogers:

kinda really want to see a bitter, angry version of empty chairs at empty tables, give me closed eyed tears at oh my friends and clenched fists at meet no more, kick a chair at what your sacrifice was for, give me a bitter, falling apart marius seeing the ghosts of his friends and hating the system that put them in their shallow graves

thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

"I can’t," the immortal says.

"Why not?" the lover asks.

"I’m already sharing my power."

"With who?"

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

blackyrider:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

Garfield + Odie

rachaelmckinnon:

castelnou:

wellington (new zealand)

Miss this city :(

rachaelmckinnon:

castelnou:

wellington (new zealand)

Miss this city :(

superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship